Greetings. I am a genius. Ask the great shota anything.

Ok whats your real name?
Date of birth?
Address?
Phone number?
Mothers maiden name?
Social security number?
Drivers licence number?
Sex?
Checking account number?
Credit card number?
For starters.

Greetings, Model 1847.

I see you misunderstand my genius. I will not answer petty questions such as yours, but more important ones. Things such as "Why don't cats have opposable thumbs," or "What drives kittens to purr?"

Please. Next time, think before you post such ridiculous questions.

Why do people dive into sand?

Hi, whats your name?

Do you think that Einstein, towards the end of his life, was on the right path in creating the 'Theory of everything'? Or was it futile, since he lacked objectivity?

How deep would the Pacific Ocean be if sponges were not at the bottom?

People dive into the sand because it is a natural facet of their physiology. There has been a tradition of sand diving in many of the desert countries, producing many elite sand divers that can dive head first, swim around 20 kilometres, and then surface. This was originally done as a result of the fact that many of these desert people's foodstuffs would continually sink into the ground, requiring them to dive in after this.



I am the Great Shota, but you may call me "O great master of all, fount of knowledge, and lover of wisdom."



This is an interesting question. When it comes down to it, without objectivity, there is nothing, but without Einstein, we wouldn't have shoes. Therefore, this begs the question from his "Theory of Everything": What would it be like without shoes, without objectivity? Would Einstein exist? Perhaps the world will never know.



About three and a half times as deep.

Do I have AIDs?

Does PyRo have AIDs?

Goober has AIDS.

That's not a question.

If you were trying to describe yourself to an alien, from across many light-years, how would you do so?

Due to the great distance you would not be able to communicate anything other than information, so you cannot use visual examples, samples, etc. They would not use human measurement systems, so you must be able to explain these to them (without any visual reference).

Hi and many greeting to Sage Shota! Do you know if I can make require vote for rcon president??? I like to be president!

Whats the difference between a duck?

and....

Why is a chicken?

All of my genius sources point to: perhaps.



All of my genius sources point to: definitely not.



In this case, humans would need to perform self genetic experiments. With enough gene manipulation, we would develop incredible psychic powers, thus eliminating the need to communicate with them. Instead, we would be able to teleport ourselves to their homeland, and assimilate them into our great and illustrious society. Any resistors would have their minds telepathically erased, thus becoming our slave-workers to use for hard labor.

In addition, the benefits to this include: a more productive society, less waste from biological warfare, and a free ice cream sandwiches for everyone.



Greetings, Cheeseburger. I sense a kindred spirit in you.

Unfortunately, many people do not understand great genius instilled in ones such as you and I. This leads me to believe that many will oppose you on your long and arduous road. However, do not despair! With much perseverance, anything is possible! I sense great things from you, but you must work very hard for them.

I wish you the best of luck.



The difference between a duck is very simple. A duck does not live in the arctic peninsula of the far west, nor does it live in the tropical desert of the outer reaches of the south.

As to your second question, great philosophers of the time have posed this question, and analyzed it thoroughly. However, this one believes that the answer lies within each and every one of us. That is not to say that it is a collective answer; no. It is a different, profound one that must be reflected upon by each of us. When you discover the answer yourself, you will be stronger and better for it. I duly believe that you can and will find the answer yourself, and wish you the best.



Because fuck you.

Next question.

O Shota, I accidentally my tables.vpp. What can I do?

The best thing that you can do is to shave your head bald, run around a red volkswagon beetle three times, and then do five backflips in quick succession.

Good luck and godspeed.

Thank you.

this shota guy is annoying :D

Lmfao, <3 XtaC