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PyRo wrote:
No.
We don't like you.
Never have, never will. :)
What PyRo meant to say was.... SERVICE FEE. Let's see, that is $30 for the quick analysis, another $1,500 for PyRo to spend the time to even bother with a second glance.... Oh, and assistance fee.... that will be somewhere in the neighborhood of your house and all your possessions.
Thank you, come again.
No Receipts. No Refunds. No Way.
*EDIT*
Wow... just bothered to look at it.... here is a few words of advice.
1. Your site colors do not match your banner colors.
2. Small little pictures are not needed, people can read, if they couldn't they wouldn't be on the forums...
3. As a courtesy to people who can read and do visit your site, it is generally more then accepted to spell things correctly and to be grammatically correct. I am not saying post perfect, who cares, but it just looks tacky when your referring to yourself in lower case I.
4. If you are going to forgo my advice to taking away the pictures, at least add a line break after them and before. It helps make your website look comfortable and not constipated.
5. Although still not the greatest, I recommend blending your banner so it doesn't look like it was Elmer glued onto a piece of paper at the very end. Also if you are going to keep it, color ranger the yellow to red.... er..... just make a new one while keeping how your website looks in mind. I recommend pulling the shade of black and red (from the red lettering not the buttons).
6. (Optional) Pay someone to do this, I can recommend a great web page designer, we like to call him PyRo, or Punani-Hunter for short.
7. Not really a helpful hint, more like a prod... I am not sure what you think a Loung is, but I am pretty sure it is a sexual maneuver.... Unless you mean.... maybe you forgot the e.... when you placed in mysteriously in the word Gaming....
(Postscript. I hate when websites have categories to choose from inside of categories that have already been chosen, that is the main reason why I hate the show Jeopardy. Btw.... inside your 'Main Loung' it claims to be posts that have nothing to do with RGF, but one of the categories is specifically within your field of RGF. Just thought I would be a dick and mention it.... sorry for the inconvenience, I was also hoping you would be laughing at this too Alpha.)
**EDIT**
Arg, now I feel like an asshole. I guess I will help you make it at least pretty enough to... uh... not look like grandma after a terrible train accident in which she dropped a shiny coin on the rail road.... bent down to pick it up.... and the titanic crashed into her and sunk. :P
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