Lets try something different. I am going to say some names, do they ring the bell or not.


Cristiano Ronaldo
Real Madrid
Puskás Ferenc
Debreceni VSC
Manchester United
Dzsudzsák Balázs
Erwin Koeman
Pierluigi Collina
David Beckham

They all refer to football some way.

American or European football? Futball?

Well, of course i meant european soccer, they all soccer teams. Just to be sure i ll add David Beckham who plays now in the LA team.

Anyways if you dont know them, i tell you im ashamed of that, i dont know any about the american football, just a few rules :S

Christiano ftw!!!

i know all except Pierluigi Collina...:)

Cool, Collina was a referee with a horror face, also he was a really good an fair.

Well ronaldo is now injured so... anyways he plays good, one of the bests but personally he isnt a doing well. I would say Kaká is better then him :P
(im not a fan of real madrid btw.

They do, but I never saw the point of kicking a ball from one end of a field to another and then getting paid millions for it.

I guess it protects our specie. I mean if an alien was flying over or something, they would see people kicking the football and think "dumb ants, let's go to another planet".

u could tell that with everything

weird that it comes from u though. i thought ur a "fan" of skill

Footballers are always too unintelligent for me to be a fan of them, and the results (different team winning each time) makes me doubt the skill involved.



Not many sports revolve around several men running around in a stupid outfit, trying to put a ball some place.

I love you.

not many? lol nice one =D

Rugby with equally smart people.

I think I've proven my point :).

good that u added "I think"

Of course, me thinking is bound to be better than someone elses.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-apigHJC3I&feature=PlayList&p=684E285719F05C4C&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=15

Wonder what these guys would think. Probably not a lot.



I left out the manager. He sits by the side, he's not good enough to play so he tells the others how to play because they aren't smart enough to know how to play.

E.G They have to be MANAGED on how to put that ball in the goal. That's right.

Just to make sure they don't get the WRONG goal because this is SRS BSNS DIFFICULT GAME AND THEY MIGHT GET CONFUSED.

Refer to video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkBkr7bD7bw

Oh and if your team loses because they did not put the ball in the giant sock of doom, all is not lost. Beating the shit out of a fellow supporter will help the situation.

http://www.straitstimes.com/Breaking%2BNews/World/Story/STIStory_432105.html

I love that picture, Philip! lollololololololololololol

Haha i loved this one :P. This isn't true. If you think this you don't know anything about soccer players. :(



Lol. This puts us, human beings over every living beings on the earth. To do useless things, and to live for our own entertainment. Well, its useless, lets say, but i would be amused if you could play 90 mins on the pitch. You would die there. I promise. I mean, its good conditioning, amazing skills, tacitcs, and obeying the rules :)

I've spoken to football players in real life. All as dumb as bricks.



David Beckham wears a different set of boxers each match as an obsessive compulsive thing. He also arranges his items in the fridge in a set way.

I know quite a bit actually :).



Ad hominem.