So yeah.. I wet my bed last night..

not drunk at all.. just had a dream that I was pissing in my bed.. but it wasn't a dream..

and guess what..


I think it's fucking hilarious.

I might as well confess all the weird things I do..


hmm let's see.. I shit my pants 'til I was like 10.. or so.

maybe 19..

I don't remember..

um let's see.. I dont' use straws.. I think I'm humane enough to use the glass the way it was meant to be used..

I hate ketchup..

I hate it when girls touch my bellybutton (Or anyone for that matter) It can actually paralyze me.

I talk to myself on a regualr basis..

I'm doing so right now.

I've set people on fire in high school.. and I also thought that was fucking hilarious.

I love starting fights..

Wow.. I really am fucked up..

Cupid is depressed that is why.

Point and laugh guise.

A young teenage girl lived at home with her mother, father and her much loved pet dog.

Being 16 years old her parents decided that she was now old enough to be left alone without a minder while they went out for the evening. Although there was some concern about leaving a young girl in a house all by herself, they knew she was sensible and would behave. And besides, she did have the pet Alsatian dog to look after her and keep her company.

The parents left for the night, leaving Emergency phone numbers and supplies for the night. The girl was thrilled to be spending her first night alone in her parents house and mainly watched TV until 11.00 rolled round.

Deciding she was tired she moved upstairs to her comfy bedroom to retire for the night. Her trusty Alsatian dog following her all the
time.

After being asleep for a short time she awoke to a dripping noise coming from the bathroom. Not afraid, but curious as to what the noise was she lowered her hand down beside her bed to gain a little comfort from the Alsatian. She felt the warmth of his soft tongue as he licked her hand, showing her that he was O.K and that everything would be alright. Feeling assured she drifted off to sleep once more.

Waking once again to the sounds of the dripping tap, or whatever it was, in the bathroom she instinctively dropped her hand down to pet her dog. Once again her dog offered up the loyal companionship that only a much trusted and loved pet can, and licked her hand and she once again fell asleep.

For the last time she woke up again, that annoying noise was still going, she reached for her dog but found he wasn't there. Wondering where her parents were at this time of night (it was about 3.30am by this time) and looking for her dog she walked out into the bathroom.

A horrifying sight met her, the dog had been mutilated and was creating the dripping noise, as blood slowly fell and pooled on the floor below. Screaming she ran back through the house and attempted to call the police. The phone was dead, and she turned to suddenly see her parents also mutilated behind her. Her screams could be heard as she looked down at a note written in blood, it read: "Humans Can Lick Too".

Hooray for self help books!

I hate when that happens , I think I did that when I was like 23

What things do we share? hmmmm?

Some things yes. Others..... Not so much.

LOOOL!!!

.........wut you have links?

La La Lou must have some things in common then.

Dearest Cupid... the have a 12 step program to help you...
I'll send you links.:P
Cheers Mate

You have more problems then Cupid, Word, Amy (and that's saying alot), and myself combined.

Do society a favor, end your life. ASAP.

...sorry PyRo...i have frinds so you got the probs here, well you and cupid do anyways lol :P :D

Perfect example of why some of us have no friends.

Stay off the drugs Cupid.

Yep.