There aren't any pictures.. but the story is priceless.

So.. as many of you know I am currently moving from a two bedroom apartment to a one bedroom apartment, right?

Well I pretty much moved every thing except my 500 pound studio piano. That was posing a problem and I had to be totally moved out by this weekend.

When I first moved it in we had four people and a trailer. So it really wasn't that bad.

However, none of my friends wanted to help me move my piano out this time and my buddy who had the trailer, gave it to his older brother who lives like three hours away.

so!

Lamb and I moved it. I told him "Once we get out of my door there's no turning back. We have to move it the whole way"

So we got it out of the door, right? Then eventually down some steps and on the street. IT SUCKED.

We still had the problem of no trailer. So I borred my brothers four wheel dolly, right?

We put the motherfucker on the dolly and rolled it a MILE to my new apartment up a very, very steep hill and then down a street that was half a mile with cars just staring at us then down a hill of the same angle. It Blew.

We threw a little party in my new place once it was it there and all was complete. I was drunk and Lamb almost burned down my new place or so he told me.

My entire body aches..

i have a knack for setting shit on fire and putting peoples' lives at risk

Then cupid tried to suck Lambs dick.

gay.

"WHY IS IT BEEPING?"

*smacks fire alarm*

"JOE, MAKE IT STOP"